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WOW! It's been FOREVER since I updated this piece. Today, December 4th, I kinda celebrated my 21st birthday. To tell you the truth, I don't really feel any different. Well, besides the fact that high school kids are gonna try and threaten me into buying them cigarettes AND liquor now. (Long story, ended in a staring contest, which I won) I have done a lot since my last update. I am currently the ACW Hardcore Champion and the TPW Heavyweight Champion. In TPW, I dropped my light-heavyweight title to "I Like-a de" Deuce Rodriguez. It was a good match, and Deuce gets better and better every time he steps in the ring. In ACW I wrestled in a four-way dance with my fraternal twin, Tyler Bateman, "Big" John O'Malley, and "The Human Tripod" Ty Magnus. That was a very fun match, which included a 4-way tribute to the legendary Stu Hart. This weekend, I'll be wrestling at TPW and ACW, as usual. My good friend Anarchy is also making his debut in Steel Rage Pro Wrestling this Saturday. All three shows are guaranteed to entertain.
I found out that Brent Albright, AKA Vinnie Valentino, AKA Slater Vain, has signed a contract of some sort with the WWE. Despite the fact that he used to look A LOT like Joey Abs, he's taught me a hell of a lot about the wrestling business. And he also gave me mild brain damage. Anyways, congratulations to you, Brent. I always knew it was just a matter of time before they picked you up.
While we're here, I'd like to direct you to EZ Tights. If you're ever looking for quality tights, pants, vests, or anything like that, check that place out. I'll have some pictures of the vest they made for me up here pretty soon. Anyways, check around next Monday for another update. I have more to talk about, but I'm too lazy to keep typing.

From Russia With Love,
Kenny