Have I ever told you how much I love egos? No? Well it's probably because I DON'T. I don't mean to come on here and sound like a whiny b-otch (I leave that to other wrestling sites) but there's just something about some mildly talented, big-headed goon walking into a locker room and crying like Shane Morbid until he screws up every possible program he can. Like a good man once told me, if you're worried about wins and losses, you're in the wrong business. Especially at this level. Some people just don't realize that this is all ENTERTAINMENT. They're too busy acting like a superstar (Which, Devin Monroe, you aren't) to concentrate on the fact that there is an entire show going on, as well. If you've got to lay down for somebody, that's how it is. You go out, you make the guy look like a million bucks, and hopefully he'll return the favor. You don't tell a babyface to cheat, you don't demand that you get more, you do your job. This is business, not a bunch of marks popping each other. Things are planned out for a reason. And if you complain about driving down all the time and not getting booked, I have a couple words of advice: GET A GOD DAMNED CLUE. Besides, the only reason you went down there was to "take Kenny outside and beat his ass." So drive on down one more time, put on your little do-rag, and take me outside. Just take a minute to see who follows...
And another thing. Shane Morbid, quit being a crying, unprofessional BITCH

Well, now that that's off my chest, I guess I had a pretty good weekend. Wrestled Killer Karl Davis at TPW. First time I'd been in the ring with Karl. He's... powerful. Then I headed on down to SRPW to catch my ol' trainer Brent Albright (AKA Slater Vain) wrestle his last independent match before leaving for OVW. A VERY good match, in my opinion. Brent and his opponent, Brandon Groom, both poured everything they had into that match. Afterwards, he got treated to a highlight video made by Sarah, the owner of SRPW. Very sad, even got to see the ol' meathead shed a couple of tears. I'm glad to see him going, and it's kind of odd that his last match was against Brandon Groom. If you ask me, Brandon is the next one to move up. In the two years I've known him, he's turned into a completely different person, mentally and physically. One last ass-kissing message for Brent:

Now that you're leaving, I'm gonna steal your new finish. So then, when I get my contract, I'll show you some more cool ways to do it ;)

Anyways, my good friend Anarchy also wrestled at SRPW. He lost to the Gen-rizzle himself, XCal, in a gauntlet match for the SRPW Light Heavyweight Title. It was good.

I guess I'll get off of here for now. Maybe I'll put up something funnier once I cool down.

Bury me at Make Out Point,
Kenny Campbell, B.T.D.