WOW. I finally cleared all the dust off of my keyboard and got something put up here. A lot has happened since I updated.

For starters, I'd like to send my condolences to the family of Justin "Da Fewchah" Lee. If you haven't seen it, go to Justin's web site and watch Tornado Vision to find out what happened. Be sure to watch all of it, as it is one Hell of an entertaining little web-show. I've been busy in the months since I updated. Worked several more of those Fun Fair shows. Been wrestling regularly for SRPW and ACW. Later this month, I look forward to my very first STEEL CAGE MATCH in ACW against Se7en, the originator of the Shooter's Club joke. (That's right, only a joke)

Also, congratulations are in order for Dexter "Hardtimes / Googly-eyes" Hardaway, who has a dark match with the WWE later this month. You've earned it, BROTHA! Just remember, no matter how many times I've made fun of your little... quirks... always remember that I'm a HUGE KISS-ASS.

This commentary wouldn't feel right if I also didn't provide a rather thuggish shout-out to my old childhood friend Rob, who got married recently. Much props, son. The day ya lay off is the day ya pay off. Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money. < /Thug talk >

Over this period of time, I've also done a lot of thinking. Soul-searching, if you will. Why bother having heat with people? Why ruin your good name because of some personal differences? Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I SHOULD go back and do things "the right way." Either way, the powers that be know how to get a hold of me (I might even reply this time) Maybe those Naked Luchas can shoot on me or something. I'll bring some Crystal Light, and we'll make a night out of it. Great, now I'm rambling. Oh well, just something to think about. It's 1:18 in the morning and I've run out of crap to say. In summary, Dexter's got a dark match, scary guy got married, Me and a Mexican in a cage, accepting any and all bookings, Brandon Groom, incomplete thought, sentence fragment, lipstick bubble-gum rocket launcher.... FISH!

Ribbed For My Pleasure,
Kenny Campbell, D.F.W.