Sweet potato-Jesus, it's been a long time since I've gotten on here. Team Shenanigans is growing stronger than ever, having won the ACW Tag Team titles a couple months ago. I've discovered that spitting beer on children will definitely get you over in some places. It's really cool to finally have a chance to tag with my fraternal twin / hetero life-partner, Tyler Bateman, for once. He's one of the first friends I made when I got into the business, and he's always been an invaluable source of information, funny stories, and possible brain damage. If I could describe Tyler in one word, it would be snuggle-bear.

I'd like to take this time to make a quick shout-out to Brent, and Steph. It was nice seeing youse guys again, and keep that spare room open for me.

Also, congratulations to the new management at TPW. If everything goes well for you, then I have a feeling that "Bizneth iz 'bout ta pick uhp" < /splotch > I'll be there this weekend. Might even sit in the front row and see if it gets me up to the #2 ranking...

I'm gonna have to cut this one a little short. Gotta go make a shiv out of a bedpost. But don't worry, I'm going to start updating regularly again. I'm as sure of that as I am that women have no place in a wrestling ring.

Just remember two simple things:

Circles are what I work around you,
and I'll punch a fuckin' zombie in half

Kenny Campbell, S.T.F.U.B.